Birds are granted opposing thumbs. Come out back, they hitchhike and thumb wrestle.
Japan makes stackable cats and dogs by mixing them with crystals. Become smart and discover crystals are inteligent and mind control most powerful to show them off. Like diamonds.
Your cat meets you at the mall of souls. Gives you card to buy better stats on soul sheet. Become better at pottery.
There is a sale at Big Lots on transforming robots for $12.95. Ride them to a hot dog forest, source of fuel.
Bumble bee vs wasp relay race through dowser cities. Makes bug newspaper headlines.
The spork factory becomes a military power. All other silverware are in death camps. Chopsticks revolt.
You start a school to teach children to talk to appliances. Little girl falls in love with a dishwasher, can't elope. Coffee makers are jerks and blenders are pigs.
You are never alone gardening when you're crazy enough to think the earth is talking to you... Makes for a rocky relationship.
The factory that makes dog noses can't stand its own smell. You have to program the dog-shaped machine to not smell. Cool dog shaped tools and computers.
Two donkeys decide to make oatmeal but all they have is donkey milk and sawdust. Its so awful they pay a peacock to endorse it and make millions.